vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(Source: peteneems)


(Source: wild-guy)


firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

(Source: scarechomp)

i spent like 30 minutes trying to remember my mom’s netflix account password so i can log on with my new phone so i can watch stuff in bed but then i remembered that the 3ds is already logged into netflix. and i can easily angle it…